Severed Toe Cast of Characters

Toe

Toe is based upon a man named Tob...and a very odd man he is.

 

Charliebot

Charliebot, a robotic hat that has a holographic head (hence all the weird changes), is Toe's roommate, much like Charlie is Tob's roommate.  Another odd fellow.  Sometimes he acts like a robot.

 

Skittlemung

Skittlemung is Charliebot's girlfriend and is based on Chelsea, a very talented art student.

 

Nose

I am Nose, the cartoonist/musician that runs a web personals site for atheists.

 

Spleen

Spleen is Nose's love interest.  She is not based off of any particular character (yet), but is presently a combination of my various infatuations.

 

Punk Appendix

Punk Appendix (Punk Josh) is an angry punk...he is Nose's current roommate.  He has a tendency to appear and then explode.

 

Aston McJackass (aka Ass)

Andy Frassetto is a nerdy italian stallion.  He has a tendency to be a jackass. He pretends to be Buffalo Bill from The Silence of the Lambs.  He does this whenever he is told.  He also has a geophysics fetish.

 

Fist

Fist is Anna...Anna is Fist.  She once sung a song for which the chorus was "Fist me...oh, fist me."  She's also an artist and an english major.

 

Uvula

In reality, Casey has been part of the group from the beginning, but thanks to bad judgment on my part, I forgot to put her in at the beginning, so was introduced as a new character, Uvula.

 

Hair

Hair is Uvula's boyfriend, and ditto goes for leaving him out at the beginning.  He is based on Kieran Dawson, also known as The Irishman.

 

Pearly White (pronounced with a very southern accent)

Pearly White is based on my ex-roommate, Josh (not to be confused with my current roommate, Punk Josh).  He is really preppy and has a very southern accent.  His teeth are so incredibly, unnaturally white.

 

Severed Toe
©2002 by Philip Oliver-Paull